​WARNING: 

Mildly Morbid, Sometimes Sexual, Often Offensive and Controversial Content

​​Award Winning Story inside!!!

Poetry doesn’t sell.

People watch soap operas and buy celebrity magazines. People are glued to scandals and controversy.
Fine, if that’s what it takes to get you to read my poetry then I’ll bite – I’ll bite as hard as you want me to, baby.
I’ll lift my skirt, I’ll spread my legs and I’ll sell out as long as you’re buying.
If poetry will only sell in this package then show me to the wrapping isle and let’s put some bling on it.
And hopefully you’ll absorb some art in each spoonful of sugar.